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Runs approximately 2 hours with one intermission
A bonus holiday gift this season with only five performances in our Newberry Loft. An alternative holiday celebration, this outrageously funny one-man play based on an essay by popular humorist David Sedaris about the author’s experiences as an unemployed writer taking a job as an elf at Macy’s in NY. Spend a little time with Crumpet – one of Santa’s little helpers as he handles the hordes of holiday shoppers and their insufferable kiddies with whacked out, wicked wit. A winking take on how the holiday season brings out the best – and the worst – in us all.
(Not recommended for young audiences due to mature language.)